The Panties of Ultimate Feminine Knowledge

It is written (on a scrap of paper half covered in animal debris, don’t ask what animal debris is, you wouldn’t like the answer,) that there exist on Earth a pair of panties imbued with magical powers. The wearer of these panties is blessed with Ultimate Feminine Knowledge. For generations, these panties have been passed down through maternal lines, granting women a +10 intellect bonus which they have traditionally used to create innovative crochet products, knit booties that fit on tiny baby feet and create arguments with the simple sentence ‘you should already know why I am angry at you.’

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