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Animal Lace Panties For Primal Men

black lace animal print panties

Animal print normally doesn’t come in lace, because lace was bought out by the floral union three hundred years ago and up until recently, only flowery lace patterns were allowed because of patents and maybe Monsanto.* But GAP has taken a great leap forward and put out a range of tanga lace panties with a cheetah lace print. And that’s something to be excited about. Or at least notice, and maybe exhale a little more forcefully about.

These panties come in a range of colors, with a range of color names. I respect a company which can keep a straight face and call a yellow pair of panties ‘new chamois beige’. It takes a lot of late nights with a lot of stimulants and an overabundance of thesarusi to come up with that sort of thing.

Click here to check out all the hues of these animal lace tanga panties!

*Some of these things I just make up. Terribly sorry. The panties are real though.