Brazilian lingerie company LindeLucy Lingerie has released the next generation of lingerie, lingerie that not only makes the wearer look alluring, but that tracks the wearer anywhere on the globe via the use of GPS technology. The line, called “Catch Me If You Can” and not “Hunt Me Down And Take Me” or “Arrrggh! There’s A Decapitated Sheep’s Head In My Bed, How Does My Psycho Ex Keep Finding Me?”

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They don't look anything like this...

Ever wanted a nightgown that felt lovely and smooth, but didn’t make you look like you had gotten into your wife’s wardrobe? Well at AllNylon, you can find just that! There you will find nightgowns made out of the finest, smoothest, most colorful nylon, but cut in such a fashion that you may as well be wearing a nylon sack, which makes them manly, and therefore acceptable.

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I recently discovered a whole new species of lingerie, the torsolette. What is a torsolette? Well it is kind of a cross between a bustier and a corset. It covers the body from the chest to the waist, and is much lighter than a corset, not being designed to truly cinch in the body, but rather to highlight and conform to its curves. Most torsolettes have removable straps for the shoulders and also detachable suspenders for the stockings, in other words it is kind of a corset-lite, and after purchasing and wearing one, I highly recommend it.

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The first thing that starts to spread on men as they pass their mid twenties and head full tilt into middle age is their girth. For centuries, women strapped their waists in using corsets before realizing that they were doing it all wrong and showing their bare midriffs where ever possible, but modern women and men both face the specter of a spreading gut which threatens to ruin the lines of their stylish garments. What can be done about this?

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In which I wax lyrical about the virtues of PVC…

PVC is a thermoplastic polymer that can transform an ordinary guy or gal into a legendary sex symbol in less time than in takes to polymerize vinyl chloride monomer.

Cheaper than leather, latex or rubber, PVC has become the go to polymer cluster for a wide range of people looking for durable clothing that is super shiny. When I think about it, I end up wondering why we don’t all wear PVC in our every day wear.

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Are you a childe of the night? Does your soul only know darkness? Is creation little more than the death scream of an agonized god? Do you think you look kind of fetching in spider / vamire / period themed clothing? If you answered yes to any of the questions above, then you should seriously consider investing in some gothic lingerie. Imagine it. Delightful silky misery brushing against your skin with every step. Every wispy touch of lace reminding you of the impermanence of this world and the waiting embrace of death.

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Lingerie is to tattoo as birthday candle is to C4. They’re kind of similar, however one is far more powerful, far more dangerous and far more difficult to obtain under the age of 18. There are similarities between lingerie and tattoos however, similarities that can be celebrated and embraced. Lingerie adorns the body, as do tattoos. But where lingerie is for a day, a night, or one shameful rendezvous, a tattoo is for a life time. Lingerie is light, lacy, fun and frivolous, tattoos are normally imbued with deep significance.

Tattoos and lingerie and tigers, oh my!

PVC is a thermoplastic polymer that can transform an ordinary guy or gal into a legendary sex symbol in less time than in takes to polymerize vinyl chloride monomer.

Cheaper than leather, latex or rubber, PVC has become the go to polymer cluster for a wide range of people looking for durable clothing that is super shiny. When I think about it, I end up wondering why we don’t all wear PVC in our every day wear. Imagine how much more interesting the workplace would be if half of it were tottering about in creaky skirts and the women were wearing PVC as well…

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