A vision quest is a journey in which a man or woman goes out in to the wilds of the world to see solitude and discover spiritual truths. A stocking quest is when a man goes out into the retail wilds of the world to discover stockings for himself.
A stocking quest is usually much more fun than a vision quest, which will often involve hallucinogenics, starving a lot and imaging that you’re talking to animals and spirits. Stocking quests will see you wandering the real and electronic malls, searching for the perfect stockings, the ones which you have dreamed of for so long.
