Patriotic Men Wear Stockings

I’ve just caught on to the fact that calling something ‘patriotic’ makes it instantly socially acceptable, so I suggest that all men who like wearing stocking do so under the crafty guise of patriotism. It’s always bad form to question someone’s patriotism, so you may very well get an entirely free ride simply by saying ‘I’m wearing stockings for my country,’ or at a pinch ‘I’m wearing stockings to support the troops.’ Everybody loves supporting the troops. This tactic will work in almost any country in the world.

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