Are You Too Stupid To Understand Why Men Wear Lingerie?

In spite of the fact that I’ve been writing these articles for a couple of years now, and in spite of the fact that if you, you know, actually read any of them, you’ll get a good sense of what they are about, some people still come up with the most dense questions possible and still ask, after having read an article which explains why men wear lingerie, ‘Why do men wear lingerie?’ I imagine they do this with a cow like bewilderment, no doubt chewing their cud thoughtfully with the effort of trying to understand someone other than themselves.

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A moment of your time….

If we can pause the lingerie for just a moment, I have a little announcement to make. I’ve recently been made a feature blogger on Soda Head, a site where news and views are shared. If you like my writing, I’d be very pleased to see you over there. My first two posts have been the following:

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I now return you to your lingerie, gentlemen :)

The Inflatable Chinese Bra

And a translation from Gizmodo reader, Joshl:

It’s Her. It’s Her. It’s Her!
They’re all the same “her”, but her breasts has a BIG difference (pun?)

At Work, it’s a B cup.
Pretty Beautiful.

On the streets, it’s B cup.
Perfect for attractive people.

At a party, it’s a D Cup! (OMG Ponies!)
Spicy Hot!

This bra can go up in three steps: B, C and D cups.

Before/After Shots…

Celebrated in Europe. (something)… world’s beautiful breast contest.

(She’s mine logo) Automatic pumping bra.

Look at this. One press and it gets bigger.
Bigger and Bigger.
As big as you want, as big as it gets.

Big! Big Big!
(Before/After Shots)

So big that even breast milk is coming out! (wtf?)

it’s like using your hands to push them up.
This bra has passed some sort of international certifacte (o rly?)

The inflatable part is called “God’s Hand” in English, but it says “Space-Age hand” in Chinese. All it takes is a press to inflate it.

Normal Magic Bras are too heavy. After a while, they sag down. (haha saggy tits!). It adds more weight to your straps too. So they aren’t good breasts, but saggy breasts.
But with “God’s hands”, 5 of them = the weight of a normal silicon breast thingy.

Hey, It’s actually trendy! It’s comfortable! The bra has a safe feeling with no pressure.

Hurry up and call the buy now!

Hello! Hello! What are you wearing now? I’m wearing a B cup. What do you like? I wish my breast were a little bigger. And B cups are fine. Bigger breasts are every woman’s wish. What are your wish? Wow they’re 3cm bigger! Can it get any bigger? Yes! Wow, it’s even bigger my 2.5cm. Can it get even bigger? Of course! Do you want to try it? No, no they’re big enough.

There are 3 technologies in this bra: “God’s hand” – hold your back up.

That granny at 3:33 – They’re excellent, I feel younger! (puke)
The God’s Hands are made from some Japanese natural material. They give off some sort of infrared-red radiation to increase blood circulation, and therefore your breasts will grow bigger.

Ugly woman at 3:54 – not only are they comfortable and healthy, my breasts are getting bigger too!

All American Lingerie

jessica simpson lingerieIn times of economic hardship, we’re all reminded to buy locally. No matter where our locale is, it suddenly becomes exceptionally important that we buy there. I’m not going to pretend I fully understand the reasons behind this, but I love a good display of patriotism as much as the next girl and there’s no display of patriotism like an American display of patriotism. So without further ado, let us man the lingerie!

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Luke Loves Cotton Panties

cute pantiesI love this comment, left by Luke, who enjoys all types of panties, including cotton ones. This comment was originally left on Cotton Victoria’s Secret Panties For Men

LukeSumthinshiny  says:
2 days ago

I love VS the most. Their second skin satin – wow – it feels so great, especially when your pants slide across them during the day!!! My ultimate favorite though is the BBV – Bare Ultimate line. Those are the bomb diggity! No panty lines, no girly elastic, just plain ultra smooth nylon and spandex – and they have these great velvet bands that keep them from riding up. If you like one pair, try wearing two – it’s that much better. Continue reading

Paul Says You Shouldn’t Hide Your Bra Lines…

bra through shirtWe knew that paul thinks that nobody, man or woman should be ashamed of panty lines, but where does he stand on the dreaded bra show through effect which can occur when a man wears a bra?

Originally left on Men, Here’s How To Wear A Bra To Work

pauls_boat says:
5 days ago

i do not see the point of men wearing bra’s and trying to hide them if you want to wear a bra then do not try to hide itthe bra is there to support the breast if a man has breasts then he should not be ashamed of wearing a bra no woman is ashamed of them, also if he is wearing false breasts then he should not try to hide them either.

if he is just wearing a bra with no natural breasts or false ones then what is the reason of the bra. Continue reading

Wrap Around Skirts For Men

aracenia skirtAlso known as a sarong, wrap around skirts are common in tropical places where they are quite often considered to be very suitable male attire. Samoan men wear a wrap around skirt called a lavalava, and interestingly enough, whilst it is also worn by children, it is not often worn by women. To think that there are still pockets of the world in which men have monopoly on the skirt!

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Paul Doesn’t Worry About His Visible Panty Line…

panty-line

I wrote this article on VPL and how to avoid it months ago, but it is has recently become a hotly contested topic.

Is VPL an issue, or isn’t it? Paul doesn’t think so, and he is not alone….

paul says:

Why worry about VPL if you were wearing Y fronts then the lines would be the same as panties they have just about the same shape, if you were wearing Y fronts then you would never think of VPL you would go about your day with no thoughts on the matter at all.

I have worn panties every day for over 25 years and never worried about it i started to wear them when my ex wife removed all my male underwear and left me with just female items she told me if i wanted to wear female items when not at work then i should do it all the time ( i think she thought i would stop but it had the opposite effect),

At the time i was in the army and to start with i was scared incase the people who i worked with found out but after a while i stoped thinking about it. Continue reading

Pantied Boy Is Strictly Panties

You men with your incessant use of the words ‘sexual fantasies’ in a sex free zone, I don’t know. Here’s another scandalous comment that had to be moderated from Hub Pages. I hope you are wearing all your protective gear for this because it is most certainly not family safe, and if it’s not safe for families, it will probably bring down Western civilization as we know it.

This comment was posted to Lingerie Secrets Revealed, The Three Types Of Men Who Wear Lingerie

Pantied boy  says:

If I would really have to fit myself in one of the gategories, it would be the Strict Panties Man, but that’s not the whole truth.

Currently the only female clothes I own are panties, which i’m wearing 24/7, and I would like to own much more panties than average female do. Besides I’m quite interested in skirts, knee/thigh high socks, and nightdresses. However panties are the only must ones while the others would be just bit extra fun which I wouldn’t be wearing all the time.

I also have no problems accepting the fact that I have feminine side. Though I don’t really have two personas, pantied me and the other one. It’s just the one very same me all the time. Having cute panties on is just good way to express the softer side. When wearing panties I feel being totally myself. Giving myself a female name or dressing myself as close to female-look as possible isn’t something I could ever imagine myself doing. Yet I sometimes like to play with idea of me being a woman. Continue reading

Before You Throw All Your Lingerie Away…

Leonardo Di Caprio may hold the secret to saving your lingerie collection...

Leonardo Di Caprio may hold the secret to saving your lingerie collection...

So you’re thinking about throwing all your lingerie out. You don’t need it and you shouldn’t be wearing it. At least, that’s what you think. This may be the first time you have bought lingerie and thrown it out, this may be the 50th time you’ve been through the cycle of lingerie binge and purge. Before you quite literally toss your hard earned money out the door, read this and see if you can’t save yourself a little money and sanity.

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