And a translation from Gizmodo reader, Joshl:
It’s Her. It’s Her. It’s Her!
They’re all the same “her”, but her breasts has a BIG difference (pun?)
At Work, it’s a B cup.
On the streets, it’s B cup.
Perfect for attractive people.
At a party, it’s a D Cup! (OMG Ponies!)
This bra can go up in three steps: B, C and D cups.
Celebrated in Europe. (something)… world’s beautiful breast contest.
(She’s mine logo) Automatic pumping bra.
Look at this. One press and it gets bigger.
Bigger and Bigger.
As big as you want, as big as it gets.
Big! Big Big!
So big that even breast milk is coming out! (wtf?)
it’s like using your hands to push them up.
This bra has passed some sort of international certifacte (o rly?)
The inflatable part is called “God’s Hand” in English, but it says “Space-Age hand” in Chinese. All it takes is a press to inflate it.
Normal Magic Bras are too heavy. After a while, they sag down. (haha saggy tits!). It adds more weight to your straps too. So they aren’t good breasts, but saggy breasts.
But with “God’s hands”, 5 of them = the weight of a normal silicon breast thingy.
Hey, It’s actually trendy! It’s comfortable! The bra has a safe feeling with no pressure.
Hurry up and call the buy now!
Hello! Hello! What are you wearing now? I’m wearing a B cup. What do you like? I wish my breast were a little bigger. And B cups are fine. Bigger breasts are every woman’s wish. What are your wish? Wow they’re 3cm bigger! Can it get any bigger? Yes! Wow, it’s even bigger my 2.5cm. Can it get even bigger? Of course! Do you want to try it? No, no they’re big enough.
There are 3 technologies in this bra: “God’s hand” – hold your back up.
That granny at 3:33 – They’re excellent, I feel younger! (puke)
The God’s Hands are made from some Japanese natural material. They give off some sort of infrared-red radiation to increase blood circulation, and therefore your breasts will grow bigger.
Ugly woman at 3:54 – not only are they comfortable and healthy, my breasts are getting bigger too!