He wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny black and white polka dot bikini brief… Actually he wore a rather full hi-cut black and white or perhaps purple and white or maybe even Flirty Magenta Hi-Cut pair of panties, which he felt slipped on like a super soft second skin, revealing no panty lines under his every day clothing, proving softness, smoothness and comfort where it counted, even though the winter days grew long and cold.
These panties from Bali have a sort of retro appeal whilst being made of space age technology, and when I say space age technology, I don’t mean fibers spun from the tear filled remains of NASA’s space program, I mean nylon and spandex, blended in a special formula of no herbs and spices to give you a whisper soft, comfortable, full figured fit.
These briefs know their place, having been designed not to slip, ride up, or require adjustment during the course of a busy day. For a touch of feminine fashion that won’t demand to be picked out of personal crevices at every turn, why not try…
Bali No Lines No Slip Tailored Hi-Cut Brief
You don’t often see brown panties on this site, mostly because the term ‘brown panties’ conjures up unspeakable laundry challenges of the type even the bleach ads won’t directly address. But these panties are different, they’re different because their deep beige coloration is part of an evolutionary strategy to help these panties survive in the lingerie wilds. The sheen to the mesh panels is quite deliberate and very sinuous, making the wearer look a little like they were crossed with a serpent somewhere in their ancestry. Could these be the panties that convinced Adam to eat from the tree of lace delights?
Wacoal La Femme Animal Attraction Bikini Panties
These light nylon panties have a distinct ‘V’ front fit designed to make them comfortable and pleasant to wear all day long. These are the panties you want when you’re in for the long haul. The material features a four way stretch, expanding in multiple dimensions to allow you to move through space and time in lingerie style.
Coming in a range of colors, including ‘Sand’ (Beige), ‘Mocha’ (Dark Beige), White (White), ‘Black’ (Black), Animal Print, and ‘True Navy And Pink Dot’ (Pictured Below), you could be able to find something to suit your desires and tastes.
Warner’s All Day Fit V-Front Hipster Panties
Flexees is all about control. These are people who make panties that rise from the tops of one’s thighs to just under one’s bust. They are shaping panties, but being shaping doesn’t put them out of the lingerie arms race for comfort and style. Take these Decadence panties for instance. They may not look overly decadent at first glance, but it is the fit and feel that makes people rave about the soft smooth joys of panties that not only make them look their best, but feel amazing in the process. I love the fact that there’s something just a little gym short about these panties, and the beige piping gives them a little retro touch as well. Men who like to wear panties without drawing vast amounts of attention to themselves in the process will probably like these as well, once on, whose to know you’re not just channeling the spirit of great 1980’s cricketers?
Flexees Decadence Tailored Hi-Cut Brief
Jockey. This is a lingerie brand name I’ve never quite been able to wrap my head around seeing as the word ‘Jockey’ brings to mind a small man wielding a whip. Then again, when we’re talking about the subject of men wearing panties, what better name brand? And what better panties than these lace hipster panties that come in a veritable riot of colors. The fabric is a super soft, almost sheer nylon / spandex blend otherwise known as Lycra, so whilst you’re flashing your panty colors (in the purple above, or rose pink, bright lime, aqua mist, grape jelly and more) you’ll also be inordinately comfortable.
View the full range of Jockey lace hipster panties!
The thing I most love about these panties is that they are being worn by the invisible man. The thing I second most love about these panties is the combination of mesh and ruffles, which I haven’t seen a whole lot. Usually you get a lot of ruffles and no mesh at all, or mesh, but no ruffles to speak of. These panties combine the best of sheer and flounce to create a pair of devilish panties that will light the spark of lingerie love in even the most jaded lingerista’s heart.
Flirty Ruffled Dotted Mesh Boyshorts
A bralette is a bra for people who don’t really need to wear a bra for support, but like the way it looks. Thus the bralette is perfect for the discerning fellow who likes to not only wear a little lingerie, but an entire ensemble, or for the guy with an eye for lovely lace located a little north of the usual lingerie location. (I’m all hopped up on alliteration folks, it’s been a long weekend.)
The bralette featured in this little article is clearly beige, but guess what they’ve called it ‘mother of pearl’. I like to imagine mother of pearl as a distinguished woman just back from riding her favorite stallion across the English countryside, but this works too. This little lace bra also comes in black and in a rather lovely blue teal.
See the Wacoal Lace Kiss Bralette in all colors!
The Italians do have something of a reputation for being able to do fashion right, and these panties by Viaggio are no exception. Don’t let their relatively plain exterior fool you, these seamless panties are perfect for the everyday male panty wearer, not just because of their low cut, seamless edges and timeless ‘plausible deniability’ design, but because of the silver infused fabric that offers additional protection from sweat and odors that can accumulate during the day.
These panties come in a range of bright colors, including the sunshine yellow pictured above, perfect for bringing warm lingerie rays into the coming winter days. Other colors include a demure pink, a bright blue and a bold fuchsia.
Check out the full range of Viaggio Italian Made Invisible and Seamless Cheekie Panties
Are these the most comfortable panties of all time? The jury is still out on that (and will be until the end of time, after which we’ll wish we made a decision sooner). But these are the panties that are replacing the second most popular brief panties sold by the internet’s largest online retailer. So there you go.
Bali’s Comfort Revolution are simple seamless brief cut panties made in a super soft microfiber designed to do one thing, and one thing only – get your derriere from one end of the day to the other in comfort. They come in a range of plain styles, but also have a couple stripe options in among all the beige / black / white offerings. These panties come in four different kinds of beige, for people who want to get really specific about their taste in bland. They are also simple enough to provide the occasionally important plausible deniability for male wearers – and the seamless cut means that you’ll have much less chance of visible panty line being an issue.
Bali Comfort Revolution Seamless Brief
Vassarette Silken Heather String Bikini Panty
Two panties from one designer today, the Vassarette range is known for comfort and restrained style. Judging by what I see on their listings, we can add ‘the lowest of all the hi-cut panties’ to that list of qualities. These panties actually remind me quite a lot of the Olga range of panties, because much like Olga, Vassarette don’t seem to be overly concerned with providing a wide range of styles or colors. What they prefer to do is make a simple, comfortable cut worth wearing. And that, my friends who like to wear simple lingerie that doesn’t necessarily look overly feminine, is probably going to be right up your street.
Vassarette Silken Heather Hi-Cut Panty
Well ruffle my panties, these are some adorable items of lingerie, are they not? With sweet frills (but not so many that one finds oneself irreversibly dipped into the perennially filly waters of the sissy style – not that there’s anything wrong with that, besides a certain amount of difficulty integrating it into every day wear) these panties combine fine mesh fabrics, soft textures and a respectable number of frills to create something a little bit unique. Ruffle my feathers panties come in three cute, playful color combinations ‘Punchy Pink’, ‘Salsa’ and ‘Water’s Edge’, which is pictured above. Perhaps my favorite detail are the half pleats along the leg seams. It just adds that little touch that tells you a pair of panties has been designed with love and care.
See all Calvin Klein Ruffle My Feathers Hipster Panties
Are you the sort of man who does a lot of physical activity in his day to day life, making traditional lacy panties pretty uncomfortable after the first mile of sprinting? Well chafe no longer my friends, here are some panties designed to keep you comfortable, wick moisture away and look sweet whilst they do it. You can see the soft active grid in the main panty fabric, trimmed with a lovely lace band that adds a touch of the feminine to your day. Ex-Officio makes these panties in a variety of styles, one of the plainer cuts (which could very well pass as male underwear if you prefer a stealth fit) has been featured on He Wears Panties before in the form of Adventure Panties. With a wide range of cuts and colors, you’d be wise to check them out. Check them all out!
ExOfficio Give-N-Go Lacy Low Rise Bikini Panties