It’s funny, isn’t it, that when you search for ‘elegant lingerie’ you find lingerie that is anything but. I think there’s a certain lesson to be learned there, I’d be more sure but I’ve been thoroughly distracted by crotchless skin tight shiny spandex undergarments. (Closer inspection has revealed that I featured these in black two years ago, but I figure a reminder wouldn’t hurt anybody.)
In the spirit of truly elegant lingerie made specifically for men, I’d like to suggest these panties, which are very non-elegantly named ‘the bong thong’. The bong thong comes in two colors, black and white and is made of a very nice lace that has been popular with male wearers of lingerie.
Men’s Sexy Stretch Lace Bong Thong
If a thong doesn’t say ‘elegance’ to you, perhaps because of the lack of coverage, allow me to suggest the ‘mini short’, a pair of panties with a vaguely suggestive name and lovely styling.
Check out Mini Short Panties For Men!
If you like interesting panties complete with charming patterns, but find such panties to be difficult to obtain in a size of your liking, you might want to check out these patterned panties, which come in everything from houndstooth to chocolate zebra and beyond. These panties also come with matching bras, so you can put together a very unique panty set. If wild animal colors don’t appeal, there are some very nice muted designs to choose from as well. This is definitely a range worth viewing.
Patterned panties for men, view the full range here!
Are you tired of getting you panties in a bunch? Finding that your lingerie is creeping into crevices you’d rather keep it out of? These high cut panties from Vanity Fair are designed to stay where you put them, whether that be in your dresser drawer, or on your derriere. They come in a relatively wide range of colors, by which I mean you can get the usual beige, white and black along with an interesting pink dotted number shown above and a ‘grey steel’, which puts me in mind of Zoolander’s Blue Steel. And a little of Le Tigre, but now we digresse.
Made of super soft microfiber, these are panties designed for your personal comfort and enjoyment. Yes, they’re high cut, no a Victoria’s Secret Angel probably wouldn’t strut them down the catwalk – mostly because it would be a breach of contract, but you can’t say that these panties aren’t incredibly well designed. And with a special ‘no ride up’ guarantee, you can wear these in confidence.
Vanity Fair Smooth Moves Hi Cut Panties
I can’t work out if these are pretty panties or ugly panties. I think they might be both, depending on context, mood and historical era. At any rate, these are a four pack of very uniquely styled panties including houndstooth panties, faded curtain lace panties, floral panties and even the famed ‘dowager’s mattress’ panties. These will appeal to anyone with a retro aesthetic, but not to anyone who is frightened by ornate wallpaper.
4 Pack: Secret Lace Variety Boy-short Panties
A well fitting pair of panties is like a gentle caress, which is why these panties are so aptly named. These come in all the normal ‘simple’ Vanity Fair colors, whites and beiges and everything on the spectrum of plain. They also come in the leopard print pictured and a shocking pink pair that adds a much needed blush of color to the range.
(Oh, and these panties are on sale, so if you’re reading this around the time of writing, you could get yourself a bargain!)
Vanity Fair Body Caress Brief Panties
These are some very cute, very light and very feminine panties from Ashley Stewart guaranteed to fit those men who prefer a plus size panty. The main panty is made of cotton (rarely featured on He Wears Panties) but the lace trim is adorable. With a little rose on the front, these are some fun panties perfect for fleshing out a collection.
Ashley Stewart Lace Trim Panty
If this post had a sub-title, it would be ‘because I wouldn’t shut up about ruffles yesterday.’
These very popularly ruffled panties are adorable, aren’t they? They come in red, black, pink and white. With a bow on the backside of these panties, you’ll be looking over your shoulder and into the nearest reflective surface all night long.
The sizing is what makes these panties interesting. They come in a ‘one size fits most’ and then a ‘one size plus’ and an ‘extra small’. It’s pretty clear that the manufacturer got all hopped up on frills and forgot that we already have words for those sizes – ‘small’ ‘medium’ and ‘large’.
They’re also technically speaking ‘shorts’ which means you can wear them as outerwear. Did I just give you the best idea ever? I hope so! You can wear your favorite panties underneath, then slip these ruffle panty shorts over the top. Layering is big among the panty wearing population, and for good reason. It looks great and it feels even better. Ruffle style panties and panty shorts are also excellent for creating and accentuating curves, so if you’re going for a feminine shape and feel, it’s hard to go past the a nice ruffling.
Batman himself recommends these panty shorts with an ardor I find quite charming:
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Ready to check them out for yourself?
Coquette Ruffle Shorts with Back Bow
These panties from Bali combine a sensible, no frills comfortable panty design with lace accents – or in other words, frills. Because let’s face it, nobody ever actually doesn’t want frills. We all want frills all the time. I’ve written the word frills a silly number of times for a pair of panties that actually aren’t frilled.
They are however, rather lovely with all their lace, and they come in a two pack, so you can wear one whilst hand-washing the others in an airplane bathroom sink. Or some other scenario. They come in pure white, deep black and dreary beige, so you won’t be flustered when it comes to a choice in colors – or overstimulated by bright patterns.
Solid. That’s what these panties are. Reliable. Like a jeep, but slightly easier on the eyes.
Bali Microfiber Moderate Control Brief Two Pack
Now this is an interesting item of lingerie, is it not? These long slip pants are perfect for men who like the feeling of smooth nylon all the way down their legs (or at least to knee length, in the case of these particular panty slips. I’m going to feature two styles today, the first is a less expensive, slightly shorter model made by Illusion. There’s a lovely thick band of lace at the bottom which does nothing but add a touch of femininity to the affair.
Lace Slip Shorts by Illusion
Velrose Slip Culottes
The other are these Velrose Culottes, which can be adjusted, if by adjusted you mean can be snipped off like a net curtain. At 26 inches long, they provide a little more coverage than many slips, whilst also providing a nice loose fit. Wear them to bed, around the house, or even under business attire if you like. The occasional wisping of soft lingerie against your thighs as you go about your day is sure to boost your mood.
Velrose Snip-it 26″ Culotte Slip
A pair of delightful boyshort panties here, perfect for the male pantywearer who likes a bit of satin and sheen accompanied by ruffles. What’s very delightful about these panties are the vast range of color combinations. From the innocent pink and white above to the bumblebee black and yellow below, and running the full gamut of purples and reds and all the other delightful shades under the sun. (Maybe not all of them, but quite a number of them anyway.)
View the full range of contrast ruffled boyshort panties!
These pretty floral panties come in the thong style, which means tasteful lace coverage in the front and a bare derriere in the back. Some people might be insulted at the description of thongs being the mullet of the lingerie world, but if you push that analogy to the extreme, that means, in lingerie time, we’re somewhere in the 1980’s (the height of mullet popularity), which means no Facebook or twitter and Winona Ryder is simply an elfin actress and not a woman interrupted. They were simpler times. Simpler times with fewer restrictions on the concept of good hair.
There’s nothing really all that 80’s about these panties however, they’re contemporary. They’re hip. Or they at least fit around your hips. And they’re sensually compatible with male panty wearers, which is the most important thing of all.
b.tempt’d by Wacoal Full Bloom Thong
These panties are so soft, so very comfortable that they are described as making the wearer feeling as if they are not there at all. But if one does not feel one is wearing panties, then is there any point in wearing panties at all? Fortunately for us, we’re dealing with hyperbole in advertising, so we don’t have to deal with that philosophical quandary this very instant. Modal is undeniably very soft, and with the little sequin sparkles on the side, you’ll be able to flutter away with the lingerie butterflies in supreme panty comfort. These panties come in seven colors – and in a twelve pack. Which means some, but not all of the colors will be repeated. But which ones? Well, that’s the thrill of it, isn’t it. Isn’t it?
Soft Modal Spandex Panty with Rhinestones 12 Panties, 7 Assorted Colors