As part of my ongoing drive to stamp out inequality between the sexes, or at least come to some terms of inequality we can all agree with (like keeping different sets of privates for the purposes of procreation, and perhaps allowing men to get away with not carrying fetuses to full term as long as they don’t start growing uteruses, because at that point, labor is going to be shared in all ways), anyway, as part of all that, I’ve decided to tackle the topic of women’s mustaches. Or rather, in this hub, to illuminate one man’s struggle to handle the sight of a woman wearing a mustache.

