With the high point of the festive season come and gone, it’s time to get down to the brass tacks of life, the basic facts. And the basic fact of panties is that they’re designed to cover intimate portals. Heh. I can’t quite believe that someone branded their line ‘Intimate Portal’. The potential jokes are almost endless. But what’s not quite so endless are these lace panties, which come in medium, large, and extra large. More lace for your portals!