Ever wished you could wear a thong, but still have enough coverage to smuggle a small circus? The fine folks at Commando lingerie have heard your silent cries and engineered the panties you see here. From the front they are demure lace creations, covering everything from belly button to unmentionable. From the back… well….you see what they’ve done here, don’t you. It’s a subversion of our panty expectations! A revolution in pantitude!