Garter Panties from DKNY

These panties are also garters. These scissors are also a CD player. This crocodile is also a spaceship. Two in one things are always amazing, and these panties may very well be the philosopher’s stone of lingerie. They come in the color shown above, and also an alluring ‘sandalwood’ (which is another way for saying, pretty close to beige). Why these two colors? Because DKNY says so, that’s why.

Click here to garter your loins…