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Men In Lingerie, How Far Do You Go?

So here’s an interesting question. How far do you men in lingerie go? Is it a matter of slipping on a pair of panties and that’s all? Or have the panties lead to stockings, bras and other types of lingerie? Has your lingerie been a gateway into a who world of women’s attire? Having sampled the joys of a chemise, do you long to slip into a slinky dress?

Go forth and answer this most pressing question!

Panty Poetry

I Met A Man Who Wore Panties

By Hope Alexander

I met a man who wore panties,
He wore his panties on his sleeve,
Well not his sleeve.
He wore them on his ass,
But you know what I mean,
Metaphorically on his sleeve,
Panties do not make good sleeves.

I met a man who wore panties,
He said he liked the way they felt
I saw the tag peeking out at the world
Waving proudly above his belt.

I met a man who wore panties,
He left his panties in my bed,
Women’s panties trimmed with lace and bows
Stretched out a little around the head

I met a man who wore panties,
He also wore a bra,
The matching set put mine to shame
So I stole them
And sent him panty shopping for more.

I met a man who wore panties
He also wore a bra
He’s slipping a pair of stockings on
Then he’ll be out to fix the car
(Dodgy motor failing to tick over or some such issue)

I met a man who wore panties
I wear panties too
If all the world wore panties
Our pants would slide much better against our collective butts
Reduced pant friction increases performance
Like a well oiled engine.

This poem is an open source work in progress…

Feel free to add your own verses in the comments.. or a poem of your own!