It’s been a week or so since the last update and I wanted to find some fun panties to talk about. These ‘naked glamor’ panties are just the ticket for several reasons. Let me itemize them for you, we can pretend as if we’re in a meeting if you like.
1. Bikini. The bikini cut is one of the most popular cuts of panties for men.
2. ‘Naked’ right there in the title. Cheap titillation always wins me over, I don’t know about you.
3. The nakedness in the title seems to refer to a certain native indetectibility about these panties. I just made up a word. Get someone from legal to protect that, would you? The beige model in particular could probably cause some consternation from onlookers thinking you’d lost your genitals entirely on account of the smooth somewhat shiny optical illusion created by these panties. Is that a selling point? I don’t know.
4. Shininess. These panties are made of microfiber and they shine. They gleam. They may even glisten under the right circumstances. Though I have the beige model pictured, they come in a wide range of colors and indeed, prints.
5. The last, but perhaps the most important. These are in the top twenty of all bikini panties sold on Amazon.com – that means someone’s doing something right with these babies.
Check these panties out on the Amazon.com…
Bright red panties are always an eye catcher, and for reasons best known to the elves that run the lingerie industry, relatively rare throughout most of the year, save for certain occasions that need not be named. These gorgeous ‘Awareness’ panties from Wacoal come in both crimson and iris orchid (a pale purple, if you find the red too brash and glaring.)
Wacoal has a reputation for producing lingerie that is second to none in terms of quality and comfort, so you’re in good hands when you purchase a pair of Wacoal panties. The ones pictured here are made from a special blend called ‘tactel’ nylon, which is a type of nylon created to have a similar feel to cotton. Unlike other nylon, which can cling and cause the wearer to become sweaty, tactel nylon dries eight times as fast as cotton, is three times as resilient and is twice as soft as other similar fibers. In non scientific terms, that means wearing panties made of this type of nylon is not unlike wearing a gentle summer’s breeze about your nether regions.
Click here for more about these Wacoal intimates…
Some might call these granny panties, I call them classics – and they’ve certainly got the pedigree to bear the name. These panties from Bali are delightfully soft, high waisted for full coverage and have a nice thick lacey waistband that adds a touch of sensuality to an otherwise restrained lingerie experience. These ‘no lines’ panties are designed to be worn under everyday clothing without revealing their presence, which is wonderful for men who like to wear lingerie in their daily lives without drawing attention to themselves.
These panties come in a three pack, so you’ll have Monday, Tuesday and Wedensday (the axis of evil weekdays) covered. They come in black, white and nude, so you can match them to your clothing. Have to wear some white pants because you are a mustachioed English gentleman off to play cricket? You can wear the white or the nude. On the other hand, if you have a more formal occasion to attend, the black might be just the touch of lingerie elegance you need.
Click here to check out these Bali No Lines No Slip Lace Trim Brief Panties
I don’t often feature animal print items, but they are on trend right now and there’s something slightly naughty and a little bit, well, trashy about them. It’s both a drawback and a feature in my opinion, depending on your mood and the setting.
At any rate, these panties are very cute, have an adorable black lace waistband that should satisfy lacy cravings and boyleg cut that means they’ll sit nice and low, giving you all the 1950’s bathing suit style coverage you crave.
Click hereto check out these Animal Attraction panties available in cheetah skin, plain hot pink (I have no idea what animal is hot pink by nature, maybe a certain type of lobster? Rawr. Sexy Lobster.) Also, black with pink trim. Squee!
The tanga panty cut hasn’t received any love for some time, but that’s changing with this post. Tanga panties bridge the gap between bikini and thong, with a back that provides some coverage (and prevents the sort of riding up that can get uncomfortable when addressing an audience or fighting bears.) In addition to being more comfortable than your average thong and more revealing than your average bikini, it’s also prettier, providing delightful lace adornment for your rear.
Click here for more of these Tantalizing Tanga panties…
Hold the dictionaries, there’s a new definition for ‘adorable’ and it’s these ruffled boyshort panties from Seven ’til Midnight, a lingerie designer with a focus on visually appealing panties. They come in dramatic red, and we all know how hard it is to come by nice red lingerie (seriously, aside from Christmas and Valentine’s novelty collections, you’d be forgiven for thinking that the industry was languishing under some barbaric anti-red edict from the High Lord of Lingerie himself.) Black edging around the ruffles gives them definition, and according to customer reviews, they happen to be a little see through too, which I can only consider a bonus. The black on red is a little bit Western, a little bit Flamenco, a little Moulin Rouge. With that kind of inspiration, how could anyone go wrong?
Click here to learn more about these romantic ruffle panties…
It’s been quite some time since I featured some ‘sleeper’ panties, not panties that are designed to be slept in, rather panties that can pass for men’s underwear whilst being 100% women’s panties. These thong panties from Emporio Armani will probably impress even the most conservative of partners. (Perhaps not the most conservative, the most conservative will probably insist on long johns and a floppy pointed nightcap.) Remotely reasonable partners, TSA agents and indeed, gym friends will probably be able to overlook the inherent femininity of these panties with the native blitheness of those who have yet to appreciate the joys of a simple feminine thong.
With seamless sides, a stretch fabric and all the quality that’s come to be associated with Armani, these panties are a sure thing for any man who wants to indulge his lingerie passions without being detected by those unsympathetic to the cause.
What’ll these designer panties set you back? They’re currently selling for just $12 or 3 for $33.
Click here for more on the Emporio Armani Lilla Cotton Stretch Thong, including purchasing information…
Another line of panties with a wonderful name, the playful promises panty series is a delightfully skimpy and softly feminine line of undergarments that are sure to enchant anyone seeking a silky feminine touch. Today I’m featuring the silk corsage bra and panty set.
Let’s start with the panties first.
Usually one would pin a corsage to the breast region, or perhaps wear it upon one’s wrist, but I think you’re going to want to wear these panties as panties because to do anything else would be to miss out on their soft, silky embrace.
Click here for the playful promises silk panties…
Now, the brassiere.
This is an interesting item of lingerie, not solely because of the light and frilly design, but because it appears to have been made with those who either don’t have natural breasts, or at the very least, very small breasts in mind. It comes in small, medium and large, which is a lingerie manufacturer’s way of telling you that it’s about as supportive as some wet tissue paper in a high wind. No, this is a brassiere designed to do one thing: keep its playful promises and bring pleasure to the wearer.
Click here for the playful promises silk corsage brassiere…
These panties pretty much had me at their name, ‘Blissful Disorder’, but their design is so stunningly interesting and dare I say, rather haute coture. In amongst all the mesh and the lace and the restrained frills , there’s something a little bit delightfully insitutional-ish about these panties. Not in a bad way, more in a ‘strict matron who trained back when nursing was a career you took seriously dammit and nurses lived in dormitories’ sort of a way.
These panties also have a rear center seam, which means ‘rearly’ great definition. (I apologize for that. I couldn’t help it. I was weak.) If you want to make your behind look full and contoured in feminine fashion, a rear center seam is what you’ll be needing. They also come with a matching bra, so you can have a set, which is nice.
There are just TWO left according to stocking levels on Amazon.com and Her Room, so, you know, get quick if you’re interested.
HOTmilk Blissful Disorder French Panty
This post contains crotchless panties, hi cut panties and lace bootie boosters…
It’s been some time since my last update and I do apologize for that. Life got busy in non-panty related ways, as it is sometimes wont to do. Still, there are plenty of panties I’ve been meaning to talk about so I think I’ll do a bit of a bumper panty special today. And when I say bumper special, I mean three pairs of panties that caught my eye amidst the many panties out in the world. Did you know that there are more variations on the panty than there are species of beetle. (That’s probably not true, but it’s an ever increasing close call.)
Crotchless Cutie Bootie Short Panties
These panties play both into my love for lace and my love for sweet alliteration. At first sight they look just like cute boy short lace panties, but spread your legs and there’s a further surprise waiting. Crotchless panties might not be the first choice of panty for the man who wears lingerie for the sensation, but they do have a certain naughty femininity that can probably be appreciated by almost anyone who loves their lower body teased by lingerie.
Click here for the Crotchless Cutie Bootie Short Panty
Valmont Lace and Satin Hi-Cut Panties
I love the name of these panties almost as much as I love the panties themselves. There’s something oh so classic and classy about it, like a well engineered luxury sedan a queen might ride in to escape the rabble. These panties certainly are luxurious being made out of a satin weave fabric which rises proudly up the front center panel like a glorious fountain of soft sensation. It is flanked by two delicate lace panels. Lovely. So, so lovely.
Click here for the Valmont Embroidered Lace and Satin Hi-Cut Panties
Hipster Lace Panties
These panties are mostly lace and the waistband of these panties is 100% lace and if you do the math on that you get 2 to the power of oh my god its pretty much all lace! With no side seams whatsoever, these suit the lingerie lover who likes to run his hands over what feels like a never ending lane of lace encircling his hips.
Click here for the Hipster Lace Panty
Ah, hi-cut panties, panties that give your upper thighs plenty of space for activities, but also provide wonderful coverage fore and aft. (Those are mariners terms of course, which is very appropriate given that mariners love a good pair of panties to keep themselves well supported on the high seas.
These ‘Helenca’ high cut panties from Vanity Fair are absolutely adorable. They’re 100% lace, with no sign of a solid panel anywhere – aside from the crotch, which usually has a cotton panel to mop up anything untoward that might result from the aforementioned activities.
Click here for details on these Vanity Fair panties, along with some other similar panties that might catch your eye and steal your heart…
If you’re going to buy panties from anyone, it may as well be from someone who named their line of lingerie ‘Lipo in a Box’. These lace trimmed, full brief panties come in a variety of patterns and colors, blasting old assumptions about the proper shades of lingerie out of the water. There’s the candy pink panties and a whole range of alternative styles, some with animal prints, some with floral prints, some with a restrained black satin finish. Oh, and for those of you who enjoy wearing brassieres, all of these innovative panties come with matching brassieres.
There were two particular styles that stood out to me, codenamed ‘Rachel’ and ‘Tiffany’. I do adore it when people give items of lingerie women’s names. It’s very fractal in a way, as in ‘I put a woman’s name on your women’s panties so you can…. I don’t know… wear women’s panties with a woman’s name.’
Click here to check out “TIFFANY” by Lipo in a Box
And click here to make the acquaintance of “RACHEL” by Lipo in a Box