It was a sunny Saturday morning and Reality was lurking in a hydrangea bush whilst it stared through the blinds of Steve’s humble first floor apartment. The blinds were drawn, which dissuaded most prying eyes, however to Reality, the spaces between the blinds were as wide as the rings of Saturn and it could see Steve as clearly as if they had been standing no more than a carbon atom’s breadth apart from one another.
Kittens are hard to beat in the cute stakes, what with their tiny mewling cries, their impossibly soft fur, their tiny little kitten heads with their milky glazed kitten eyes and their unsteady gaits. It is therefore a noble goal for lingerie to aspire to kitten cuteness.
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I’ve been playing Dragon Age Origins which is an epic RPG and it made a question rise in my mind. What would be the best lingerie to slay dragons in? Because I immediately knew that my readers would have undoubtedly asked themselves this very same question, I set out on a lingerie quest to find the answer. It turned out to be a process of elimination, of very lovely and silky elimination.
Sometimes its not possible to wear the lingerie you love. Sometimes your lingerie is locked inside a lead lined safe and you’ve lost the combination. Sometimes your lingerie is locked away behind a disapproving spouse and you can’t remember her combination either. Sometimes you are forced to run shirtless down the beach in slow motion for a deodorant commercial in which lingerie would be an unwelcome distraction. There are plenty of times in our lives when wearing lingerie, however desirable, is just not practical. This article will get you through those times…
This is a big question. For some men, it is the big question, the question on which entire lifetimes of love and family hinge. Is it wrong not to tell your wife you wear lingerie? Is it wrong to secretly wear lingerie behind a woman’s back?
This article celebrates lingerie sleepwear, an incredibly popular form of lingerie amongst men because it is worn at home at night when people who might otherwise complain about that sort of thing are unconscious. I have elected to write about chemises in this piece because chemises are pretty, light and feminine and come in a wide range of styles and fabrics.
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It’s one thing to wear lingerie that is pretty and looks good, it’s another thing to wear lingerie that makes you look disco excellent. Sequin lingerie comes in a range of styles and price points to suit everyone from the CEO who just wants to rumba in celebration of the latest hostile takeover, to the humble bus boy who dances for cougars to supplement his meager wages.
Have you ever been caught between a desire for modesty and a desire for your clothing to effectively cover very little of your body? Have you ever wondered what it might be like if your panties got married? Have you ever gazed up at the moon and wondered why no underwear that gives the impression that the wearer has a fine, gauzy tail exists yet? If you said yes to any of the above, then I am about to change your life.
I’ve been guilty of repetitively body slamming beige lingerie into a sobbing mess on the wrestling wring of feminine attire over the years. If you’re even a semi regular reader, you’ll already be aware of my distaste for beige. It burns as an eternal fire fanned by the fact that almost every piece of lingerie I find comes in a permutation of beige usually disguised by a euphemism such as ‘Damask’ or ‘Cafe Au Lait’ or ‘Jersey Cow’
Occasionally some bright spark will pop along to one of these lingerie for men articles and, momentarily taking a break from slamming their heads against the wall, will loosen the chin strap of their mandatory house helmet and muster the coordination to type something like ‘if these are for men, why are all the pictures of women.’ At that point, having mustered all the brain power they were planning to use for that day, they collapse comatose onto the keyboard, where their carers find them several hours later.
80% Nylon, 20% Spandex, 100% gorgeous. That’s the only apt way I can think of to describe Vanity Fair’s Hi Cut panties, you know the panties I’m talking about. They’re the panties in the picture, the ones with the metallic shine that just won’t allow you to tear your eyes away.
Every manly man occasionally needs a place to hang various tools and gadgets. Sometimes, a man will wear a tool belt for this purpose, but wearing a tool belt out in public can result in unsolicited requests to fix things, and depending on your location and terror level alert, arrest. Most things worn on a tool belt could easily be used for malicious purposes and as nobody trusts anybody anymore, tool belts should only ever be worn in the privacy of your own home, with all the curtains drawn so that no passersby look in your windows and feel threatened.