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About Hope

Hope Alexander is an unlikely fashion guru, pseudo philosopher, and lady who likes men who wear lingerie. Some say that Hope Alexander once round housed Chuck Norris. (After he claimed that public health care would have invariably resulted in the Virgin Mary aborting Jesus.) Others say she eats LOL cats on toast for breakfast and that she once scaled Notre Dame holding a freedom fry in one hand and a baguette in the other. It later turned out that the whole stunt had been filmed not a mile from a major road, which caused a major backlash against her popular bounty hunting tv series in which she bailed out ice heads, then tracked them down whilst wearing feathers and beads in her hair. Today, a shadow of her former self, she writes on the Internet.

Hotter Than Thermite | Sexy Padded Push Up Bras For Men

jezebel-red-braThe padded bra was designed for one reason, to give the wearer a little more lift and life in the bust department. Padded bras are therefore perfect for men who like to wear lingerie and look feminine.

All the brassieres in this article (except one) are made by Felina and Jezebel, two brands which can be bought at a myriad of online retailers and in local stores, depending on what locale you’re in. (It’s not my fault if you chose to be born in some far flung corner of the world without proper access to lingerie stores, that was simply careless planning in your part.)

Look at the pretty bras! Pretty! Hot! Sexy! Now with extra exclamations!

How to Tell If Fabric Is Male Or Female

At one time, life was simple, things were either made out of cotton or animal hide. You knew where you were with that. Animal hides were male, and cotton was female. In the 1700’s, men’s undergarments were made exclusively of buckskin, whereas women’s undergarments were woven out of cotton.

It was a simpler time, a better time. In this brave new world of synthetic textiles, we’ve lost our way. We don’t know what we’re wearing anymore, and it’s damaging society as we know it.

Learn how to tell the difference, it could SAVE YOUR LIFE!

Pretty Purple Panties For Men

safari-pantyPurple is the traditional color for royalty, and is considered to connote luxury, wealth and sophistication. With associations like that, I’m surprised we don’t all wear purple more often. The sad fact of the matter is that purple is a relatively marginalized color in most lingerie collections. Pinks, blues and neutral tones reign supreme, but purple, well purple is a little out there for your average lingerie wearer.

But you, you are not the average lingerie wearer are you?

Booty Pop! Padded Panties For Men

mesh-booty-pop-pantyMen look great in lingerie, but like some women, some men suffer from a flat ass. A flat behind is quite obvious in panties, especially if one is entranced by the idea of looking as feminine as possible, in which case, flatness is something of a let down. Fortunately for guys with little junk in their trunk, there are panties on the market which do the work for you, allowing you to enjoy your trim figure whilst also having a nice rounded butt…

Make your booty pop…

Can Men In Dresses Make The Whole World Gay?

Recently I wrote a hub about why it’s a big deal when men wear women’s clothing, and it brought several women out of the proverbial woodwork who brought up points which, quite frankly, I had not thought about. My boyfriend and I don’t have children you see, we just have two cats, a dog and a bunny, which makes us completely unqualified to speak about anything. Once I engage my uterus for its intended purpose instead of letting it just flop about inside my body like a lazy house guest that just won’t help with the dishes, I’m sure I’ll see the light, as other ladies have.

Read on, it will be fun, I promise…

And Now For Something A Little Different…

ultimate-unitardBodystockings, bodysuits, teddies and now unitards. These aren’t lingerie, and they’re not women’s clothing, which puts us in a parallel clothing universe of awesomeness, a universe where it is not just the slip slide of nylon, silk or cotton which brings thrills to the wearer, but where Lycra joins the party in an all inclusive sort of way.

Check these babies out…

Three Kinds Of Lingerie She Won’t Know You’re Wearing

I like to talk about fashion freedom a lot, but that doesn’t mean we should forget those men still languishing under the tyrrany of special people in their lives who would indulge in extreme moral panic if they were to discover them wearing lingerie, or men who want to wear lingerie in public but don’t want to risk being caught.

Check out my suggestions for stealth lingerie…

Men Look Good In Lingerie | Real Men Wearing Lingerie

sexy_man_in_stockingsThis is a follow up to the wildly popular and fiercely debated ‘Why It’s A Big Deal When Men Wear Women’s Clothes In Public’, and a rebuttal to some of the more ignorant comments there which claimed that men shouldn’t wear women’s clothing not because they don’t have the right to, but because they don’t look good in it.

The sheer arrogance and indeed, shallowness of these claims aside, this is one of those times where fire can be fought with fire, for the claim that men do not look good in women’s clothing is simply false

Check out the hot guys in lingerie and lend your voice to the cause…

Joe Jonas Dances In High Heels [Video]

Prior to seeing what is probably the best use of YouTube ever in the history of mankind, I had only a vague idea of who the Jonas brothers were.

Male versions of Miley Cyrus, I assumed. Corporate creations designed to mess with teenage hormones and turn teens into purchasing robots. How terribly wrong I was. The Jonas brothers are clearly here to usher in a whole new definition of masculinity. Watch this video. Watch it. You’ll be so happy you did.

Bring the video unto mine eyes!

Sexy Silk Lingerie For Men

silk-slipSilk was once only attainable from the cocoon of a hardworking sweatshop silkworm paid less than 0.001 of a cent per day. Nowadays, in this modern and enlightened age, you might think that the silkworms are kicking back and playing PlayStation whilst scientists in white coats synthesise silk in shiny laboratories.

Sexy silk lingerie awaits you…