Author Archives: Hope

About Hope

Hope Alexander is an unlikely fashion guru, pseudo philosopher, and lady who likes men who wear lingerie. Some say that Hope Alexander once round housed Chuck Norris. (After he claimed that public health care would have invariably resulted in the Virgin Mary aborting Jesus.) Others say she eats LOL cats on toast for breakfast and that she once scaled Notre Dame holding a freedom fry in one hand and a baguette in the other. It later turned out that the whole stunt had been filmed not a mile from a major road, which caused a major backlash against her popular bounty hunting tv series in which she bailed out ice heads, then tracked them down whilst wearing feathers and beads in her hair. Today, a shadow of her former self, she writes on the Internet.

Big Breasts Rule The World | How To Make It Look Like You Have Big Boobs

massive-breastsAs is self evident fact requiring no argument or evidence, people with big boobs are happier. I include both women and men in that sentence and sentiment for good reason. Over the past decade it has even become fashionable for women to undergo actual real life, honest to god, getting sliced open under anesthetic surgery just to obtain bigger breasts.

Want to make it look like you have big breasts? Read on…

Nail Polish For Men | A Basic How To Guide

pretty-nail-polish-for-menMen who wear lingerie often end up experimenting with other elements of so called “women’s fashions.” Perhaps out of a desire to further explore their feminine sides, perhaps out of pure curiosity, perhaps because once a man tries the forbidden fruit, he sometimes finds it hard to stop. (Now men know how Eve felt in the garden of Eden.)

How to get started on the road to pretty nails…

Macho Guys vs Sissies | The Male Paradox

In this modern age, macho guys have become as much of a parody of themselves as gay men who walk around limp wristed and lisping about Liz Taylor. Our perception of machismo has become cliched. We think of macho men as men who move in packs, playing sports, leering at women and doing other manly things, like destroying their livers with alcoholic beverages. Professionally, their jobs generally involve some kind of violence. They hunt tigers, they build steel bridges, they become bionic sniper men.

Read on…

Sensual Sensual Satin Corsets for Men From Shirley of Hollywood

marilyn-monroe-swarovski-corsetThere’s something undeniably sexy about corsets, perhaps its the way they are designed to control and confine, yet feel so very good.

The corsets in this article are all made by the inimitable Shirley of Hollywood, legends in lingerie. Prepare to drool, guys, these corsets aren’t just pieces of lingerie, they are truly works of art.

Mmmm… corsets…

Silk Power Panties For Men

silk-lined-pantiesUnleash the power of silk! When you have a pair of silk panties, the fabric of Emperors and Empresses is yours in the most intimate fashion possible. Silk is special. Lovers of lingerie yearn for it, prize it and adore it, and they’re not alone. Silk has held an honored position throughout history because of its relative rarity, the painstaking nature of its production and because of the incredible feel of fabrics woven from it. Wearing silk makes one part of a luxurious dynasty stretching back through the ages, and feels damn good too.

Here are a few silk panties from Mary Green and Hanky Panky, see what you think…

Sexy Silk Camisoles For Men

lace_bust_silk_camisoleThere’s very little in the world prettier or more “innocent” than the camisole, and there’s certainly no material more sensual than silk. Silk camisoles can easily become part of a man’s everyday wear as they are largely unobtrusive under a shirt of any sufficient weight and are certainly completely undetectable under a suit jacket.

See the sexy camisoles…

Hotter Than Thermite | Sexy Padded Push Up Bras For Men

jezebel-red-braThe padded bra was designed for one reason, to give the wearer a little more lift and life in the bust department. Padded bras are therefore perfect for men who like to wear lingerie and look feminine.

All the brassieres in this article (except one) are made by Felina and Jezebel, two brands which can be bought at a myriad of online retailers and in local stores, depending on what locale you’re in. (It’s not my fault if you chose to be born in some far flung corner of the world without proper access to lingerie stores, that was simply careless planning in your part.)

Look at the pretty bras! Pretty! Hot! Sexy! Now with extra exclamations!

How to Tell If Fabric Is Male Or Female

At one time, life was simple, things were either made out of cotton or animal hide. You knew where you were with that. Animal hides were male, and cotton was female. In the 1700’s, men’s undergarments were made exclusively of buckskin, whereas women’s undergarments were woven out of cotton.

It was a simpler time, a better time. In this brave new world of synthetic textiles, we’ve lost our way. We don’t know what we’re wearing anymore, and it’s damaging society as we know it.

Learn how to tell the difference, it could SAVE YOUR LIFE!

Pretty Purple Panties For Men

safari-pantyPurple is the traditional color for royalty, and is considered to connote luxury, wealth and sophistication. With associations like that, I’m surprised we don’t all wear purple more often. The sad fact of the matter is that purple is a relatively marginalized color in most lingerie collections. Pinks, blues and neutral tones reign supreme, but purple, well purple is a little out there for your average lingerie wearer.

But you, you are not the average lingerie wearer are you?

Booty Pop! Padded Panties For Men

mesh-booty-pop-pantyMen look great in lingerie, but like some women, some men suffer from a flat ass. A flat behind is quite obvious in panties, especially if one is entranced by the idea of looking as feminine as possible, in which case, flatness is something of a let down. Fortunately for guys with little junk in their trunk, there are panties on the market which do the work for you, allowing you to enjoy your trim figure whilst also having a nice rounded butt…

Make your booty pop…