Author Archives: Hope

About Hope

Hope Alexander is an unlikely fashion guru, pseudo philosopher, and lady who likes men who wear lingerie. Some say that Hope Alexander once round housed Chuck Norris. (After he claimed that public health care would have invariably resulted in the Virgin Mary aborting Jesus.) Others say she eats LOL cats on toast for breakfast and that she once scaled Notre Dame holding a freedom fry in one hand and a baguette in the other. It later turned out that the whole stunt had been filmed not a mile from a major road, which caused a major backlash against her popular bounty hunting tv series in which she bailed out ice heads, then tracked them down whilst wearing feathers and beads in her hair. Today, a shadow of her former self, she writes on the Internet.

Empriente Cassiopee Panties

If you don’t understand any of the words in the name of a pair of panties, they’re probably expensive. These panties are definitely expensive. They’re also rather lovely, in their royal purple glory. The waistband is advertised as being ‘non-binding’, which is probably important. (Binding panties can be so hard to get in and out of at short notice.)

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Tommy Hilfiger Seamless Panties

Seamless panties are excellent for people who are sensitive to seams, or who really need a sleek pantyline for a tactical situation. Tommy Hilfiger has been managing to sell various riffs on the theme of red and blue for decades now, and I think we should continue to support them in that endeavor. Plus there’s the neat cutouts on the sides of these, which will make you more aerodynamic.

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Ombre Bikini Panties for Hombres

Calvin Klein have provided me with an opportunity for word play, and you an opportunity for lingerie. Ombre is actually a French word, describing the process of a color turning into another color gradually with shades and tones. Young ladies who haven’t shaved the sides of their heads may be given to such dye effects in their hair, an optical opulent orgy of ombre, if you will. Regardless of how you feel about the linguistics of this post, there can be no doubt that these are some very original panties.

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Felina Marielle Bikini Panties

These panties caught my eye for their teal hue, mesh polka dots and the almost batman style scalloped formation of the one front part of these panties which have any kind of solid fabric. We all know what that means… revealing and yet framing. These panties come in various color variations, each of them unique in their own way. One of these things is not like the others – and actually, none of them are!

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Never Say Never Low Rider Thongs

Italian lace low rider thong panties… need I say more? Probably not, but I will. These panties come in a huge array of colors. You could buy these panties in over 36 colors, which would make one pair for every day of the month. Which day should you wear the coral pictured above? Does the 15th sound about right? Who knows. All I know is that there are almost endless thong panties which can be purchased in the same inimitable (or perhaps, partially imitable) style.

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Bold Purple Slate Panties

From the bikini of yesterday, to the full coverage panty of today, these beautiful purple and slate panties are something just a little bit different in a world of back to basic tones, shades of beige, that sort of thing. I particularly admire the jaunty little bow in the center of the waistband. That’s a sort of bow which yearns to be hand washed and would listen to tales of washing machines with horror.

Click here to check out the full color palate of these panties, which come in many other shades (including a brown, and a beige, if that’s your thing.)

Blaze Supermodel Thong Panties

These thong panties from Elle MacPherson, noted supermodel and lingerie brand mogul, are HOT. Made with attention to detail and just a little splash of mad inspiration, the gold ribbon waistband gives these panties a contemporary retro vibe, complimenting the bright ‘high risk’ red lace which makes the front of these lace panties undeniably attractive to the eye. Thong panties are a bit like the haiku of the lingerie world. There’s not much to work with, but when you get those simple elements just right, magic happens.

Yes I love panties
Supermodel makes a thong

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