Author Archives: Hope

About Hope

Hope Alexander is an unlikely fashion guru, pseudo philosopher, and lady who likes men who wear lingerie. Some say that Hope Alexander once round housed Chuck Norris. (After he claimed that public health care would have invariably resulted in the Virgin Mary aborting Jesus.) Others say she eats LOL cats on toast for breakfast and that she once scaled Notre Dame holding a freedom fry in one hand and a baguette in the other. It later turned out that the whole stunt had been filmed not a mile from a major road, which caused a major backlash against her popular bounty hunting tv series in which she bailed out ice heads, then tracked them down whilst wearing feathers and beads in her hair. Today, a shadow of her former self, she writes on the Internet.

Hnggggg! Royal Panties For Men

These royal blue panties from Panache are a layered dream frosted with white lace, providing full coverage for the royal jewels and a little peekabo slit ribbed for your viewing pleasure. These panties are GORGEOUS. I love the lace details, I love the polka dot innocence, I like the way every part of these panties has been attended to from hip to hem.

Click here to bask in the blue waters of royal lingerie…

High Visibility Panties For Men

Whether you’re seducing someone, or doing a little roading construction, these panties from Wacoal have you covered in their high visibility orange, a hue which is near and dear to my heart as the city I live in has been in a constant state of rebuilding since it fell down about six years ago. (We’re slow builders, and hi-vis is becoming a fetish of mine. No road cone is safe.)

Click here to check out these panties in a range of hues…

Felina Cuddle Panties

From high fashion to simply irresistible, these everyday panties from Felina are perfect for the regular panty wearer who doesn’t always need his ass to be architecturally inspired. These are for the lingerie lover who sometimes needs a softer, gentler, more comfortable touch. Feminine but simple. Like apple pie. And they come in a pastel economy three pack, which might not seem glamorous, but is infinitely more connected with the ladylikeness of the everyday lingerie denizen.

Click here to enjoy the triple embrace of cuddly cotton panties…

Empriente Cassiopee Panties

If you don’t understand any of the words in the name of a pair of panties, they’re probably expensive. These panties are definitely expensive. They’re also rather lovely, in their royal purple glory. The waistband is advertised as being ‘non-binding’, which is probably important. (Binding panties can be so hard to get in and out of at short notice.)

Click here to check out how expensive these lovely panties are…

Tommy Hilfiger Seamless Panties

Seamless panties are excellent for people who are sensitive to seams, or who really need a sleek pantyline for a tactical situation. Tommy Hilfiger has been managing to sell various riffs on the theme of red and blue for decades now, and I think we should continue to support them in that endeavor. Plus there’s the neat cutouts on the sides of these, which will make you more aerodynamic.

Check out the Hilfiger seamless panty experience…

Ombre Bikini Panties for Hombres

Calvin Klein have provided me with an opportunity for word play, and you an opportunity for lingerie. Ombre is actually a French word, describing the process of a color turning into another color gradually with shades and tones. Young ladies who haven’t shaved the sides of their heads may be given to such dye effects in their hair, an optical opulent orgy of ombre, if you will. Regardless of how you feel about the linguistics of this post, there can be no doubt that these are some very original panties.

Check out these lingerie offerings from the original man and his panties…