Author Archives: Hope

About Hope

Hope Alexander is an unlikely fashion guru, pseudo philosopher, and lady who likes men who wear lingerie. Some say that Hope Alexander once round housed Chuck Norris. (After he claimed that public health care would have invariably resulted in the Virgin Mary aborting Jesus.) Others say she eats LOL cats on toast for breakfast and that she once scaled Notre Dame holding a freedom fry in one hand and a baguette in the other. It later turned out that the whole stunt had been filmed not a mile from a major road, which caused a major backlash against her popular bounty hunting tv series in which she bailed out ice heads, then tracked them down whilst wearing feathers and beads in her hair. Today, a shadow of her former self, she writes on the Internet.

Calvin Klein Gets Geometric With Bikinis

geo panties for men

Always found panties a little too lacking in the right kind of angles? Well i-saw-socles something you might be interested in. These simple low cut bikini panties might seem non-descript at first, but the waistband bears a kind of lace quite different from the usual floral fare. Look at the lines! The angles! Geometric patterns, panty hallucinations. A better world awaits.

Check out Calvin’s Geotastic Microfiber Bikini Panties!

Maidenform Shiny Cheeky Panties

shiny panties for men

These panties come highly recommended by a reader, who also thinks I should mention that there’s a forum on this site more often. So these panties are both shiny and comfortable, and He Wears Panties boasts one of the best panty wearing forums where erudite fellows discuss the joys and tribulations of wearing women’s panties. It really is a wonderful place, and these really are wonderful panties :)

Click here for many images of shiny cheeky panties!

Mimi Holliday Toffee Pudding Stone Silk and Peach Panties

dessert panties

So these panties look and sound like something you’re supposed to eat, but eating isn’t even close to the best way to please your senses with these panties. They’re a dream to look at, with vertically sandwiched layers of divinely delicate fabric, but the appeal of these panties goes well past the visual. Side them on to experience true lingerie satiety…

View these Mimi Holliday Toffee Pudding Stone Silk and Peach Panties in more delicious detail!

Pretty Pink Modern Art Panties from Freya

hopskotch panties

These panties are very modern art, very blocks of color superimposed on a polyester, lycra, cotton blend. The pink lace trim on the leg holes (that’s the technical term, you know) provides floral counterpoint to the squaritude of the central pattern, prompting us to ask questions about the nature of our perceptions, and whether or not we have enough insurance, or perhaps, too much.

Freya Hopscotch Multicolor Panties

White Nights Cosmo Cranberry Panties

cranberry panties

It’s not often that I want to blend a pair of panties over some crushed ice and sip them, but these panties have achieved that response. Entitled ‘White Nights Cosmo Cranberry’ I feel as if there are a bunch of hidden meanings in the title, but it’s not the title that matters. It’s the panties. And these are gorgeous. They manage to take the see through nature of mesh and make it not only ornamental, but enticing, tastefully so.

Hungry for these White Nights Cosmo Cranberry Panties? Click here!

A Bikini Named Abigail

agabail panties

I will never in a gazillion years understand why people who make panties name them. It’s just a mockery of the concept of names, in a way. But sometimes I can roll with it. So what can we say about Abigail? Well, for one, she has some really nice, rather unique petal style side panels. A little 1920’s a little ‘glade of the elves’.Then there is the bold floral print center stage, a metaphor perhaps for Abigail’s love of gardening, or for what lies just beyond the fabric veil. Abigail comes in a bikini and a boyshort cut, because Abigail is flexible and also two completely different panties at one time. (That’s what you call a metaphor breaking down.)

Come meet Abigail in her bikini form…

Abigail as a boyshort…