When the daughter of a Beetle makes some panties, I guess you better wear them. Assuming the price tag doesn’t send your credit card crawling into the depths of your panty drawer for refuge. Stella calls these panties ‘giggling boyleg’ panties, and though I have no idea what that means, I do know that they have a bohemian lace styling and a minimalist cut which will probably please a lot of panty wearing men.
Vanity Fair is the sort of panty creator with an emphasis on quality over bright colors and other modern shenanigans. These panties are no exception to that rule. An elongated V lace panel at the front of the panties provides a note of elegant style, while the main body of the garment is dedicated to satiny smooth nylon expanses which are sure to make wearing these panties a pleasurable experience.
Now here’s a panty scheme I haven’t seen in a very long while – and I bet you haven’t either. Usually panties are one color or another, but these Italian made Cosabella panties start out pink and fade to pristine white. There are two variants to choose from a lighter pink termed ‘Lotus’ or a darker shade called ‘Persian Violet’. Frankly, I think these panties look good enough to eat.
Men always look good in pinstripe, and these panties from Panache are no exception. The living porcelain range sounds like a working title for one of those movies where a doll comes alive and starts dismantling people, but the panties themselves are gorgeous with contemporary styling which is not afraid to gently evoke some Regency glamor with the contrasting lace trim. A sheer rear in the same pinstripe mesh creates a fascinating illusion of crouching buttocks, hidden ledgers. These are panties that are not afraid to get down to business, but are equally happy taking smelling salts for a fit of the vapors.
My favorite lingerie is almost always made by Natori. I love their style aesthetic. I love how it is always original and yet somehow classical, I love how they can be original without being brash, bold without being cocky. This is lingerie you could comfortably wear to a White House reception.
These panties in particular catch my eye for their geometric ribbon and lace work, the garters flowing naturally from the lines created within the garment. And because the garter straps come attached to the panties, these are perfect for men looking to explore the world of traditional stockings of the kind that don’t stay up of their own accord.
What you’re looking at here is something special, the kind of panties you buy when you want to take your lingerie collection to the next level.
Animal print normally doesn’t come in lace, because lace was bought out by the floral union three hundred years ago and up until recently, only flowery lace patterns were allowed because of patents and maybe Monsanto.* But GAP has taken a great leap forward and put out a range of tanga lace panties with a cheetah lace print. And that’s something to be excited about. Or at least notice, and maybe exhale a little more forcefully about.
These panties come in a range of colors, with a range of color names. I respect a company which can keep a straight face and call a yellow pair of panties ‘new chamois beige’. It takes a lot of late nights with a lot of stimulants and an overabundance of thesarusi to come up with that sort of thing.
*Some of these things I just make up. Terribly sorry. The panties are real though.
Are you ready for the rapture? Do you have your panties planned? If not, Freya has you covered. These mesh and lace geometric undergarments are apparently just what you’ll need when fire rains from the sky and the dead rise from their graves and other general unpleasantness ensues. You won’t be able to beat back the walking dead in any old attire, nor will you be able to transmogrify into a sheep or a goat. I may be mixing end of world fables here, but you get my gist. These are the sort of panties that will get you through tough times in comfort and style while evoking the Norse goddess of love, sex, beauty, and er, well, death.
Contemporary style isn’t necessarily what one thinks of when one things Wacoal, but would you look at the sleek, almost futuristic lines of these panties! Although these are hi-cuts which veer dangerously close to the granny panty – these certainly aren’t your grandmother’s undergarments. The mesh panels are perfectly placed to create an almost g-string effect while still providing the wearer with all the delicious coverage he desires. And there’s an almost architectural bent with the way triangles compliment curves and lines plunge from waistband to you know where. I’m deeply impressed with these panties, and I think you might be too.
Dahlia is the sort of name one heard a lot of in the 19…mumble mumbles, but it isn’t often used these days. Unless your name is Wacoal and you’re one of the premier lingerie designers on the globe. Pointing out the detailing on these panties is like taking a tour of an art museum. The lace detailing on the sides evokes angels wings, and the asymmetrical waistband puts other panties to shame with its elegant sweeping lines culminating in a restrained flat bow which sports an undeniable modern touch. Available in the deep rose pictured above, and in a startlingly dramatic beige with black contrast, these are some panties you won’t want to miss out on.
Maidenform makes some of the most solid panties… in the worrrllld. And when I say solid, I don’t mean that they’re hard and unyeilding, I mean that they are made with superior attention to style, detail, and making sure the seams stay where they’re supposed to. (In this case, we have a center butt seam which gives extra definition to the wearer’s curves and swerves.) These particular panties are just stunning in dandelion yellow, but if gold tinted lingerie isn’t your thing, they also come in a wide range of other colors and patterns, from the bold to the demure, the classic to the contemporary.
This pristine white thong has all the appeal of an evening stroll on a Bahaman beach. Beautiful eyelet embroidery adds tasteful appeal, while the thong cut provides the minimalist silhouette all thong wearers adore. This is a panty designed to showcase the wearer and accompany him into a myriad of incredibly classy lingerie dreams. These are the panties you’d wear if you were going to meet royalty, or perhaps to a black tie event. If you’re looking for some designer fashion with minimalist yet classic style, it’s hard to go past Sangallo.
I think it’s safe to say that most everyone reading this has some seriously lacy intentions. Olga understands that, and has created panties with a fully realized lace fantasy. These panties come in a range of typically classical colors, the beiges are well represented, but we do also have a royal blue for those with greater aspirations. Beautifully made, Olga panties have long been a staple of many men’s panty drawers. Might these be a new addition to yours?